fuck it’s late

okay i’m going to bed

gotta brief a case for copyright law tomorrow and fill out some stuff for health and fitness … i think that’s it … oh! and vandy’s lambda society meeting that evening!

posted 5 hours ago with 3 notes

parks and rec: a summary
  • everyone: andy no
  • april: andy yes

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posted 5 hours ago with 1 note

i really really want to work at this sex shop that’s hiring in town

like the idea of enabling and encouraging people’s sexualities and educating them about the ways that they can be exploring themselves ??? yes please

helping embarrassed and confused young people buy their first toys and knowing they might orgasm for the first time with that ??? yes please

providing ways to/products that enable you to experience sexuality in a safe and healthy way ??? yes please

posted 5 hours ago with 9 notes

ashieart:

heytheretylerr:

WHAT KIND OF WIZARD FISH IS THIS

This little fish lives deeeeeeeeeep down in the ocean and spits that little glob of bio luminescent liquid to momentarily distract predators and escape being eaten

ashieart:

heytheretylerr:

WHAT KIND OF WIZARD FISH IS THIS

This little fish lives deeeeeeeeeep down in the ocean and spits that little glob of bio luminescent liquid to momentarily distract predators and escape being eaten


yeah fruit teas end up being gross a lot of the time because theyre artificially flavored and it makes me sad

/deep sigh/ i had such high hopes for it

posted 6 hours ago

what tea are you drinking omg

pomegranate???? like i love pomegranate juice so i thought the tea would be good but it’s NOT.

posted 7 hours ago with 3 notes

this tea is fucking gross i am never drinking anything but black or mint tea ever again oh my god ew

posted 7 hours ago with 3 notes

You are an attractive punk dork dweeb and that makes you cool.

i legit want you to hang around me for a day and see if you think i’m still cool. like that is legitimately a thing i want to experiment with. but thank you, bb.

posted 7 hours ago with 1 note

oh.. well you’re an attractive blue-haired dweeb :3

awww shucks! thank you.

posted 7 hours ago

i like to pretend that i’m cool but actually i’m just a blue-haired dweeb

i like to pretend that i’m cool but actually i’m just a blue-haired dweeb

posted 7 hours ago with 30 notes

Anonymous thought: "() $ # @"

Thank you so much!!! <3

posted 7 hours ago

Anonymous thought: "() $ & am i doing this right"

Ahh! Thank you so much!

posted 7 hours ago

dippindotsvevo:

My anaconda don’t. 

My anaconda don’t.

My anaconda don’t want none. At all. I am an asexual


Anonymous thought: "I can't get over how good you look with blue hair! Like HOLY FUCK"

Aaaah! Thank you!! :D

posted 8 hours ago with 4 notes

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